Seriously, this movie just keeps shoving bugs in my face. #5: Exorcist 2: The Heretic - After the brilliance of the first movie, I was hoping the sequel would b- Okay, seriously, I really shouldn’t lie. If you make the villain seem like the hero when he goes around killing these idiots who put themselves in mais danger than the killer is. If you can’t have me care for the victims survival, than there is no reason for anyone to enjoy this movie. Everyone in the film is an idiot, and, once again, I care for none of their survival. That would be the movie, I Know What You Did Last Summer, or a better título would be, Stupid and Repetitive Shit. #6: I Still Know What You Did Last Summer - Now, since you all would think that the Scream movie would make this list, I thought “Nah, I’ll go with the seguinte worst thing”. At least Chucky tired to have SOME dignity. Also, if you thought this alone was stupid, how about the fact that the Leprechaun chases after his victim while he rides around on a fucking tricycle… I am not even kidding. Did the creators have some irrational fear of small people or some shit. This thing goes around and tries to find his pot of gold- Oh Sweet Jesus. Someone actually thought that the scariest thing to put in a horror movie is a fucking leprechaun. I mean, seriously, we have had hundreds of killer bonecas that were actually scary, and now we make it to… this? Well, at least he isn’t the most pathetic thing in a slasher film. That was when he became a smart mouthed douche bag. It did have a lot of potential… Until Chucky started talking. I mean, seriously, it could have been scary. I mean, it’s a doll that goes around and kills people… Where is the horror in that. #8: Child’s Play - Lets face it, these filmes aren’t scary… Like, at all. How do you go from a camp in the woods to FUCKING SPACE!? Seriously, there has to have been someone who said, “Don’t you think this idea is, I don’t know, fucking stupid”? But, did they really need to put Jason in space. Again, all of the characters are just so bland and boring that I actually want them to die. I don’t know how much cocaine they had up their nose when they made this idea, but, I don’t think that anyone alive said, “You know, Jason Voorhees was okay… but you know what would make him better? PUTTING HIM IN SPACE!” Seriously, I can not even get over this. #9: Jason X - Yep, even Jason was fucked over por the greedy bastards known as Hollywood. Well, at least he was the only movie serial killer to have one bad mo- Oh right Also, his personality went from being a sadistic madman who has fun with his job, to just being a boring-as-paste serial killer. Freddy always looked scary in the original, but in this one, he looks like fucking Voldemort. Sadly, I just wanted everyone to die, because even Freddy was ruined por this movie. First off, all of the characters were a bunch of stereotypical teenage morons, and, you know your movie is bad when you're rooting for the bad guy and actually WANT him to kill everyone. The 2010 version was just- ugh- a fucking mess. Nightmare on Elm rua was scary… the 1984 version anyway. #10: Nightmare on Elm rua - Now, before you all say that this movie was scary, yes, I agree. ![]() Also, only one movie per franchise, so, with that said, lets start the list ![]() First off, only filmes that I have seen, so no Blair Witch Project 2, Manos: The Hands of Fate, or Monster a Go-Go. In other words, these are the worst horror filmes I have ever seen. Then there are the filmes that aren’t even close to being scary. Sadly, it is also the genre of film that has some awful movies.
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